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  TMS 3055: Bucket of Yuck

  Published Aug 19, 2026

  A bed of wet goo. Doug, Dog, Duck. Swim the Boogers Off. Concentrated Horse Water! I'll take Coldplay Kiss Cam Couple for 9 points, Alex. Amy Kardashian. What is pickle man? Magic Carp pet. Leave Your Diseases In The Pool. Enjoy the Djiardia. Matched wits party unit. The Devil's Three-way. I kissed the ground and I liked it. Big Red Pile Of Pudding. Exposed to The Elephants with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/0aMGBZ7_1zI Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/

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  TMS 3054: Wet Ribs

  Published Aug 18, 2026

  Unsettling Pig Nipples. The house looks like crepe. Loki is High Key Important. White person empire. You have a little bard in you. Not OSHA approved. Birdclothes. A Marvel Woman with a Buncha Dudes. I recommend the soup of the day, it's extra wet. Don't Block my SWIG hole! Cookie money. Scott's A Lizard. Squeeze off some concrete. Ant-Man and the Four Monkeys. Everything in moderation, except female protagonists...with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/i

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  TMS 3053: Million Dollar Jesus Bacon

  Published Aug 17, 2026

  Dunaway, the Roman God of Love. Neffer-Titty. It's not cheating if you're learning. Everything Coming Up Johnson. Jesus level bacon sales. Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity + Brown Water. My monkey, Le Poop! Mid-air Squat. Screamin' Chip Hawkins. Lovin' Characters Until You Don't. The Uncool Uncle. Wiid-mote. Don't slice the younglings. My Dad didn't smoke enough cigarettes. So smart it's stupid, with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/lJ-fXV706eQ Hosted on

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  TMS 3052: Polite Bear

  Published Aug 13, 2026

  The Cleanest Mummy. Dumber Than Scott's Dog. A tiny drop of retsin. Can't spell Gaslighting without AI. No Hairy Chested Men From Idaho. Raccoon Finger Things. There's Only One R in Crusher. Be a real man with the doorbell. Raw Dong Simmons. We have authoritarianism at home. I got this new thing and beat the big boss. I watched Longmire so I am an expert in Wyoming. Practice Relax. Eu-3.5-ia. If your burnout lasts more than four hours, consult Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream

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  TMS 3051: Queet

  Published Aug 12, 2026

  Habernath Maddington. Forever Cooter. Loki is low key Loki. Stop or my mom, car 54, will shoot. Committee-formed semblance of a plan. Black Snake Wednesday. Jurassajumanji? Tastes like Lindeloff. We want Beaver Justice for Cooter. That song's about a lady part. The Ghost from the TV Show Ghosts. Bob Crack It. No! games! till dispatch! I don't like days of Dooooooooom. The Department of Money with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/NsDIMoPXIzQ Hosted on Aca

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  TMS 3050: El Guapo's Guaco

  Published Aug 11, 2026

  Mourning the Loss of the Pickle Dog. Top or Bottom --- The Debate Continues. This is Why My Fries Are Never Hot. A Long Way to Go for a Chile Verde. Low Prices? Your god damn Right. There Are FOUR Joes. Slow Motion Pigeon Master. People want stupid articulated dragons. Speaking Roman. Cartel franchising. I need the LARGE tips. Don't Think of Oasis. Kiss the Chicken on the Lips. Less ass more Jack. Four Lefts with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/2DPhL

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  TMS 3049: Tootin' Common

  Published Aug 10, 2026

  Not that I want to Poop on your potatoes. Venus work day is over 200 hours long. Jelly phase. Last Painter was Roy Lichtenstein. How Evel are YOUR Kenevals. What's her bucket and the fancy man. An Edger Too Far. Eff Cancer. Castlevania: Dirt Monkey. San Diego Comic Con Coulda Been an Email. Lube the Sandman. Taco pocket. Who buy tickets at the theater. Sugar Ah Colin Farrell. The Wettest Beak with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/LNibzapCc-g Hosted

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  TMS FRIDAY: Blue Cheese Season

  Published Aug 7, 2026

  Why'd you have to go and make the quiz so complicated? Pocket Taco But It's Not What You Think. The previously chewed gum of podcasts. Toilet Water --- You're Soaking In It Now. We named the bell "Big Mountain"! The Genital Counter. The softest cell. Neor Neor wine. !s Tainted Bette Davis Noise. Keith, the Girl and Robert. Katmandu 2: Electric Vindaloo. 250 million grand. Oh, you're dating Pete. If you can walk around with them out in europe, then they're not genitals. Cover songs with retsin an

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  TMS 3048: The Last Chi-Chis

  Published Aug 5, 2026

  Chi-Chi's was filmed before a live studio audience. Alkebug. Are You a Diabeteeeeeeeeee? Coverville Movie Rules. Is it too early to get playtime on pokopia? Stop Biting Me or Whatever. Pictures of My Pants. Scott and Brian each have two and a half hours to answer as many questions as they can. Lord Phyllis of Rottington. Black pepper don't crack! The Snoke Monster. The Real Prison Wardens of Beverly Hills. Not an Audio Bug, a Shutter Bug. Cat Loaf. Wherever I May Roam with Tom Merritt and more o

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  TMS 3047: Bambi Burger

  Published Aug 4, 2026

  Hottie and the Blue Fish. This is about the Pills of Pee... Wash me Obi Wan Kenobi you are my only Soap. Get Baconated. Nothing beats a Jet Shits holiday! The key to Trivia Night is the trivia. Not Another Night of Poopin. Peeping Peepers with Puppet People. Live Human Appearance. Oregon Besmirchment. More like “Spo-Can't!” amirite?!? Handsome young boy man. This burger needs more Thumper. Barewood Woman Resident! Trad wives and the Today Show, with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning St

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  TMS 3046: Noodlegate

  Published Aug 3, 2026

  More Like Olivia Neutron Bomb AmIRight. Volcanic onion. Regal with cheese. Where is Africa? Dunaway's Not Here, Man! Nitrates and Popcorn and Butter, oh my! Worse than shawarma. Cold soup has no business going in my mouth. How much for you to tug on my satellite? Send a couple droids up to fix it. I don't like super novaeeeee. Never put resin in your eye. The Big Johnson Contingent. Sunfish piñata. Get Out The Cold Bowls With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://yo

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  TMS 3045: Blood and Thunder

  Published Jul 30, 2026

  Sometimes things get phallic. This is about the Chair of Pee. We want Mahershala Alieeeeeeeeeeeeee! MCU drought. Shut Up, Nice Human! Spiderman-maxxing. Dinkin' with the Python. Be kind. Rewind. So bring us some Feige pudding. A Sinister Copier Salesman. Kentucky Fried Mars Bar. Pluggin' the square head hair hole. One in one out is how i get down. Tito To The Story. I'm "only child" weird... with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/9kmohy1KbtM Hosted on A

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  MS 3044: Nothing But Holes

  Published Jul 29, 2026

  Stacey Keebler. Show me your thin mints. Little Hoss on the prairie. Nillerwafers. Ding Dong Territory. I wanna know if wasps can seeeeeeee!! Karen Vibes for Days. Bonan-ZA! E.L. Fudge, Spanish for The Fudge. Pecan't. Wasps don't come around here no more. The baby wants In and Out. TukTukGoose. Karenzard I choose you. Doctor D stands for Dunaway and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/Nc3lndhEcdQ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 3043: Bad Shannon

  Published Jul 28, 2026

  Narcissist Man! What's his Power? The defining narcissist. Golf Meeting! Golf Meeting! I sent 16 of my own men to the latrines that night. They were just boys. Dogs know butts, and that guy is one. Shit in the pit. I need to wash these snap Peeeeeeeeeeaa. I was owed this boob. Zombie game show host. The Roughest Nine Holes. Power Wash Mosh Pit Simulator. I'm here to collect the milk. One Jerk Canadian Goose. I LOVE the smell of spaghetti sauce in the morning!! Slay the Con with the foamsmith wit

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  TMS 3042: Officially Sweaty

  Published Jul 27, 2026

  Infected Crusty Nose-Booger. Holy Shit Balls Dolphinman. They both come in the middle. Hold Me Closer Neuromancer. Wider And Less Length. They call that the Gorbachev. I Miss the Whigs with Brian Dunaway. Hockey Face. Cheech and Chong Take Manhattan. Pocket pool talk. Iron Man taking it from the cap. Spidey Friday. Wasn't there an Oliver Stone JFK movie called Nixon something. Agatha Christie's Mousetrap: The Game! Nicole's Not Here Man with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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  TMS 3041: Wet Zoo Smell

  Published Jul 23, 2026

  I Like Big Poops and I Don't Know Why. Four Way Swipe. Billionaires ruin everything. Prequel Sequel Sidequel. She broke and he fell. Cosmically unfair physics. Trickle down unhappiness. Let's Test The Ship's Warpers. Rental Application Convenience Utility Pet Fee. Oops all Japan. Preview the Ladyvoice. OREO is just dumb. Never start with strep. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sausage roll. Going to Hell with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/LdosXqbPGfw Hosted on Acas

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  TMS 3040: The Sounds of Bread and Yogurt

  Published Jul 22, 2026

  Diamond Dunaway. Meeples are Peeples. The Tadpool remembers. The Devil's Lettuce Redefined. Finish what's in your mouth before yelling at Ice Cube! Rub that Buff! Skytricity. Cutthroats of Catan. I done dropped my cran in the torlet wodder. A Lazy Enya. It's Humpin' Day! Get your Humpin' done! I don't like listening to people eeeeeeeeeeat. Keep Your Hands Clean & Don't Eat The Diarrhea Lettuce! I'm hiding my grapes. Tom Merritt, Everlasting GlobeHopper and more on this episode of The Morning Str

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  TMS 3039: Nubbin Lights

  Published Jul 21, 2026

  High Fructose TMS. Parking Odyssey. Heathen Comedy. Trim the Beard for Time Travel. Dude Kim, Where's My Car? Laundro Mated. Fart Pit. Chevy Dixit. Gnasty Gnarly Beard. Squeeples. TMS Zero Minus One. The Square one is black…the obelisk is supposed to be black. Jacked Damon. Put in the coins and do your thing. The running of the nerds with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/TDmbIbrsUR0 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS: Oops, all Brian!

  Published Jul 20, 2026

  Brian is here! Scott it out of town! Brian recorded anyway and talked about 3D printing stuff! Enjoy!Video: https://youtu.be/JyJdt4_eDUQ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 3038: Hey not Hay

  Published Jul 16, 2026

  There are FOUR KIMS! Spiderman: Dunesday. Mutual of Utah's Wild Kingdom. I Dont Like Cat PEEEEEEE! Talking and Tinkling. Nuts and All. A Safe Space to Be Stupid. I can Sia Why YOU Like it. I'm hear about the bottles of pee during CORE. Dont Interupt The Flow...with The Flow. Cannot be flapped. The Odyssey but not the Ukraine. High dog on high mountain. Jimmy Johns Does It Mike's Way. This is not my beautiful wife with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. VIDEO: https://youtu.be/

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  TMS 3037: Snake Healer

  Published Jul 15, 2026

  The Trees are Breathing! Artificial Lack of Intelligence. The shoe was the golfball. Curb Thy Enthusiasm. Mad Max: Burning Man Road. The Fault in our Notebook. The Dafoe baconator. Vicarious Burning Man. Angus and Enus. Hewlett Packard Wells' The Time Machine. Do plants feel pain? cuz I'd like really wanted to know. Texas Longhorn Roadsteakhouse. Make it a Mushroom Meal. Gorgeous chicken tendees. They punched me out of my hulk and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.b

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  TMS 3036: Huffing Aphids

  Published Jul 14, 2026

  Come for the drones, stay for the malfunction massacre. As God As My Witness, I Thought Aphids Could Fly! Shoot me in the face kind of movie. Timothy Dalton plays the same character on both the Rocketeer and Hot Fuzz. KFC bucket head. 7600 Drones and the Big Parade. Give Us Rain....Chocolate Rain. Two Robin Hood's, One Cup. Something, something, choking on the splinters. Greasy Franz. Really large head. Little tiny body. Zuckerfart. Hedgehog porn. Forgetting Ron Jeremy. I don't like humidityyyyy

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  TMS 3035: Cucumber Butts

  Published Jul 13, 2026

  Big Boy Fractions. Shut Up, Buttermilk Man! 2.5 on the Rectum Scale. Worst Lithium outbreak in years. Speaking in Cursive. Preacher-fry. I'm Hawken Here! 140 degrees of godzilla. Give me your sister! I don't like Buttermilk. Decataracted Tina. Dearest Love Dunaway. Eyeballologist. Mayhaps Blood Shall Be Had. The Business of Outrage with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/RfyHEaaZIm4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 3034: The Taco Bell Peace Prize

  Published Jul 9, 2026

  Snarkmonster. King Bluetooth was an Icon. Breathing liquid with Travis. Confidently Stupid. Everyone loves Alan Cumming or going. Sweating like a narc at a biker rally. Vent your spleen. Everything is better with Muppets. I sell televisions and televised products I tell ya hwat. Successfully Made The Holes. Travis' glasses magic. Nailed the Bajarken. That Brett Ratner stank. She only fainted a couple other times. Hope Porn with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acas

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  TMS 3033: Goat Coven

  Published Jul 8, 2026

  Do woodpeckers get brain damage? because I like seriously wanted to know. Everyone Is A Butthole. Chinese Monkey Goat. Shirtless dudes with horns. Manus. Fun With Guardrails. What kind of a turn-down deal? The great academic goat journal Far Cry 4. They can both butt you and screw you. Butts and Poop and Dunaway. Look at this paperwork. There are FOUR FACTORS! Old White dudes with crazy hair. Weird people who work with BEEEEEEES! Scott's Weird Internet Sister and more on this episode of The Morn

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  TMS 3032: Symmetrical Film Experience

  Published Jul 7, 2026

  Gymsplaining. Welshers are Grape. Lost Little People. Sinister, stage left. Support your local Glass Repair shop, break a window. All right! I don't like my soup crustyyyyyyyyyy! Please drag your body to the DEAD center of the bar. Down front is for weirdos. I love when families enlarge around here. Chicken Gender Reveal. Flapping with Chuck and Amy. You had me at Ragtag possie. Fischer Price Crosses the Streams. Deciphering the cipher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https:

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  TMS 3031: Well-Drawn Old Men

  Published Jul 6, 2026

  Eating Dirt with Scott. Vitamin Orange. Englan-duh. Cindy-Kate Cartoonsmith. Same Hole Zones. Ear cartilage, how does it work? All in All You're Just A... Lego Brick on the Floor. Hootin' Holler Hoosgow! Spreadless cracker. You play as people. Use the Flu, Luke! Desperately Holding on to the Jugs of Pee. Dark vicious blood. Making a space in your life for Gary Larsson. Real fake cells with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/bE4mW-R4K6c Hosted on Acast. S

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  TMS 3030: Basically Lube

  Published Jul 1, 2026

  Up your axel with Dunaway. Oops, All Buttholes! Everything's a Musical now. Femergy. Chucking a flapper. Tuberculosis is my favorite. LOOK, A GIRL! Moisturize me!! Geriatric mother stock. Gimme a 243 with Extra Sparkle. Yes and vibe. Dirty feet run in family. Soup of Theseus. Beliefs with Old Man Merrit. Hornets are much worse than BEEEEEES and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/dHUmLPGfy2E Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 3029: Big Medical Fork

  Published Jun 30, 2026

  How About a Bobby? Brian be illin'. Sucking Down a Coke. Heel Cheese. Logan says sorry this time. Feeling the Warmth of Another Man. Bee prisoners. Robert is my Alternate Name. Dudewarming. There are FOUR NEEDLES!! Hard vibing with Niki and Huyen. You can RENT BEES! Half Scott's Frontal Fell Off. No Dudes Allowed. Victory Pancakes with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 3028: Boil in Bag Brian

  Published Jun 29, 2026

  Running on a Single Nutter Butter. Warm Pickle Packs. Grandma is raw-dogging it! Vader and the pirate. Fish Farts with Dill. The hills are not what they seem. Broke Brian mountain. Arby's: we have the herpes. June is Utah Month. Pumping His Pistons. Pillbox HAT!!!! What kind of a Netflix deal? Nobody Puts Billy Idol in the Corner! Adam Scott is the Michael Cera of Adam Scott's. Hot ones for Ketchup with Nichole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac

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  TMS 3027: Chris Browne's Final Form

  Published Jun 25, 2026

  Twist a Testicle. Are you HAPPY? Fletcher's Special Sauce. For a hundred bucks you can buy things that cost a hundred dollars! Supergirl: Fury Road. The Satanic Golden Girls. Got a Burning Sensation from Nevada. Incidents of Towers and Iron. Tina was born in the darkness. It's the little moustache what does it! DCsplaining. Heartbreak Feels Good When You Won't Shut Up. Ask Your Doctor is Flipadapazeepatoid is right for you. Floss Rage with Wendi. All Sweaty Corn and more on this episode of The M

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  ALT TMS: The Panic is Real

  Published Jun 24, 2026

  An alternate universe TMS today! Brian is out so Scott sits down with the chat and talks about a mirad of things that will hopfully be of interest to some of you! Enjoy! Video: https://youtu.be/NyXvIHHZcf8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 3026: Ram stick deflection

  Published Jun 23, 2026

  Dirty Diana Ross. I'm a grapefruit, can you supreme me? Monica's Licked Foot Review. Can I kill my neighbors beeeeeeeeeees?!?! Smoke Week Everyday. Hairy David's package. Dear Ethics. I hath slain thine hornets. Marty Supreme a Grapefruit. Big Journey Scarab. Du, Du Ram, Du Ram Stick. You Say Supply Chain, I Say Logistics Network. Soggy, Papier Mache Diaper. A Burrito or Diana Ross. Dan Dan the Busy Man with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva

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  TMS 3025: Cocaine Worm

  Published Jun 22, 2026

  Scott's beard really ties the room together. Welcome to Innie Outie Burger. This tastes confusing. Everything's a week from something. Uh, is it too early for a belly button sandwich?! In Soviet Russia Hamburger Helper poke you. Ice cream math. Got a Little Ding. Black Pink Lemonade. Baby Boots on the Ground. A Tad of Trivia. Don't drink the brown lemonade. The Case of the Disappearing Asian Cameras. The Plaza is the movie star. Got a big hot thing for you with Stephen and more on this episode o

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  TMS 3024: The Dog Named Beef

  Published Jun 18, 2026

  Ding dong, BITCH! Bypassing The Hulk Inhibitor. Zendaya Tattoo on a Furry Butt. Grindin' Poo in the Clover, if ya know what I mean. The answer to life the universe and everything....67. Just Doing Spider Things. First Live Shaggy. Diagnosis: Geek. Nerdtacular? More like Dork Fest! A trashy experience. He's got Wes Borland eyes. Map in the Iraq. A Decent Feller. Disco Nests. Busting Moves with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in

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  TMS 3023: Mo Nopoly, Mo Problems

  Published Jun 17, 2026

  La Law: Spanish for The Law. Welcome to Tug, may I take your pants? I don' like smootheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng! Sandy Clams. Plate dip. Mr. Crowley vs. Mr. Crummy. Change your dumb answer. Shallot Sounds Like Chalet? Smoke from grandpa's hole. Show me your cootie. It's beautiful back there! Mythical Alan. Choots and Ladders. Mouse trout. No AI with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 3022: T. H. I. C. C. Waffles

  Published Jun 16, 2026

  The Tug Bar. Shane's Sleeveless Shaving Superpower. Oops all vaginas. Post-Nerdtacular Voice. It's So Weird To See People. Cement Bra Airbags. Barry's Wine Room. Six Sixteen Twenty-Six. End. Times. Beau Among the Johnsons. I haven't touched my stuff in days. Bernie Sanders Math. Surprise puppets. Huckin' Bucks. So Many Belgians. Competitive Dirt Kicking with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS Nerdtacular 2026!

  Published Jun 15, 2026

  Enjoy EVERYONE and EVERYTHING! Video version of this will be available soon as well. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 3021: Spice Assignments

  Published Jun 9, 2026

  Flick My Nipple On The Way Out. Kim's Chi. Gay Denny's. Hey uh...is it too early for a fish fight? Soaking Wet With Special Sauce. Why Did It Have To Be ANTS. My Daughter, Who's Not A Dog. Tac NO Bell. Ai can poop for you Wholesale. Smelling The Nerdtacular Sausage. Excited About The Kimchi In The House. Don Worry. Are you waiting to receive my Nerd-nerd-tac-tac-tac-tacular? Bulbous abdomen. Spice Assignments. My Vomit Vent is Full with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: h

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  TMS 3020: Fletcher Invasion

  Published Jun 8, 2026

  Voluptuous Clouds. Paying extra for a clean taco.Honey not tonight, I have Ebola. TMS was filmed in front of a live studio Christine.It's the final half ass! Scott and Brian and Scott and Brian. Bobby Says Magnets. Be Villiagant. Nerdtacular reproduction. How many Scott's is Too Many. Kalean Dismount. We call her Dick for short. Scott is the one smoking crack! Always in Game Show Host Mode. Extra Crispy Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast

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  TMS 3019: Cursed Bread

  Published Jun 4, 2026

  The Nicholas of Time. The Massive Weight of Unbearable Talent? It Goes From Zero to SIX! Bob's Your Mummy. Isn't there some kind of tree that grows in a Maple Grove? Ice Cream Prejudice. Cake Mix. Tall Feet. It's not the man-spider we expect, but the man-spider we need. The Bernthal Bears. I really like Creemeeeeeeeeees! Horde Flavored. Kroger by day, King-Super by night. Maple ain't Simple. Social Lube with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri

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  TMS 3018: Pepperjack'd Up

  Published Jun 2, 2026

  Just Install More Mountains. Boring but Straight. Jersey Mike's Hard Lemonade. Bearded Pork Shoulder. Resting Help Face. We Built This Shitty. Dont be ground zero for covid 26. Ya'll Like Dirt Vistas? Sad Steroid Tears. Ugly Bags of Mostly Water. (s) We Built This Latte with Extra Foam. San Francisco is not Seattle. Riding the Enipticle. How to Maintain a Disgusting Physique. Big Boy Storage Shit w Bill, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/iPOJqCKe7TM Hosted on

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  TMS 3017: Bone Nuggets

  Published Jun 1, 2026

  Don't Juice the Dunaway. Bone Nugget. The Poplar Polar. Don't Weeze the Juice. The boot nugget is connected to bone nugget. Whack-a-Mole on the Way Out. We Like A Good Movement. I Do Like Smokemonster Veeeeeeeeee. Bored or Stoked. No Bottom Beaches. Comin' Down to the Rope! Not A Full Cigar Guy. Right Thigh Hot Mess. Don't check the hall closet. Fanning and Fanningless with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 3016: Tinkle Target

  Published May 28, 2026

  Banana in the pee hole. You Get NO Ibbotty, NO Bibbotty, and NO LT YAR! Queen of the Discord. Hypothetical Vermonter. Whitest Mexican in Vermont. I like the gross monkey stuff. Lewd and noooood. Dear John, Eff Off! Turn It Up To Ginger! Passing an Energizer. Vex-Mex Cuisine. Jump Rope for me Baby Doll. You Little Chits! Bethonged. No one puts prince in a box and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 3015: Hoity Floity

  Published May 27, 2026

  Etch-a-Sketch Bike Path. Olympic Vomiting. Take My Car Keys, Ladies! Wasp-Occupied Hot Tub. I don't like sweating PEEEEEEE! Eating Darts and Bowling. Quarters, what a scam. TSA Approved Chode Butter. TINA, where's my cycle suit. Pickling Balls with Dunaway. Heavy Millenials. Shoot Potatoes. Allen QuarterScam and the Lost States United. The Thickened Plottening. Big Tech Stuff with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 3014: Tree Blood on your Pancakes

  Published May 26, 2026

  Little Goose Poop. Burlington Coat Filing Cabinet. Cat & Hot Tub Sitting. A Cartoon Education. Brian the Bar Fly. Gross Cluster of Crap Galaxy. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Rusty Murder Farming. We Need To See The Frog In Question. Brian live from a time zone that doesn't matter. Maple Tree Circulatory System. Blown with the sickness. Anti Chumbawumba. Grey Water Swimming. I'd tap that tree and more on this episode of The Morning Stream

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  TMS 3013: Spoot Springsteen

  Published May 21, 2026

  Burlington Airport Has 12 Gates & 1 Coat Factory... COX!!!! Perry the Podcaster?! It's a Meth, Mario! Why do i have spoot in my head. I Don't Like My Waymo With Feceeeeeees! Triggering By Tectonic Hurling. Carbonated Spumba. Scott the Dog, Not the Dude. A giant ear, bud. Beat up by 14 Monkeys. Stretch Before You Sneeze. Ben and Jerry's First Doobie. A Great Time for White People. Oh And No Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor

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  TMS 3012: Randy McNally

  Published May 20, 2026

  Nobody's Hand Up Nobody's Butt. Is Grogu a Muppet, 'cause I like really wanted to know. Sweaty Naked Little People. Today Is Not Special. Always Skip Butt Day. Big Arse Blue Jeans. Colorado hippie shit. Phish for Kids. Robert Goobers Gabbers Gobbers Gaybbers Goobers. Handless butt bike riding. We just want the jeans! Jorts & Crocs & Jorts & Crocs. Adjusting the Bull. Zune over Genesis? What's The Matter With Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva

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  TMS 3011: Dr. Fullcoat Flipflops

  Published May 19, 2026

  Sinbad Sideboob. Chunnel Choad. No InIbbotions. Mother Nature Animal Crossing. Dr. Waterpark, Medicine Person. I can't even remember what day we were stupid. Boleyn for Tudor-time. Duck Billed Lippypus. It's Old Like Us. Tell it To The Car. Driving John's Renot. June Sally Diane Jessy Raphael. Exploid the Boid. Bareboned Clock. Never Feeling Like You're Ahead with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 3010: Shiddygutz

  Published May 18, 2026

  Meat bread. Specificity Huffman. Chicken Broth Weekend. Appletooie. Dangly Ear Business. Deflated Shark...do do do do. Moon-Walkin' Chuckleheads. George Costanza, hooker buster. 100,000 songs just isn't enough. Mmmmmm Disposable Floor Pizza. Always be busting perps. No Moshpit Pogoing. I dont like citreeeeeeen. No Coverville Skankin. Kid tossing with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 3009: Articulatey Fingers

  Published May 14, 2026

  The Squirrel Reach-Around. Boxed Wine. This is about the Panther Pee. Wrapped In Plastic Gummy Bear. Amy, Michael, Janet... and the rest! Breasts involved, but not in a fun way. Entropy, Philanthropy and Phil Panther Pee. Scott eats raw chicken and 2 grapes. Ant Protein Gummy. Stripping or Malfunction? The Travesty of Traverse City. Female bag of holding. That Joke Is Geriatic. I'll do it for $20. Pulling a Double Johnson with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast

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  TMS 3008: Dashboard Confessions

  Published May 13, 2026

  A tooth in the hand is worth two in the bush. Stumpy Dong. Hula Jesus Duck. Frontier Dentistry. It's never your wife's fault. Cosplaying Knives Out!! Liverpudlians Say Relax! Tad Fooly Pubes. Tooth Fairy is Getting Sloppy. Guaranteed a Yank. Edge with peace and love. Poptart proctologist. Little Plushie Units. Nose Waxing Pulls Your Brain Out. Tech Time With Thomas The Tech Engineer and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 3007: Preloaded Pez

  Published May 12, 2026

  Brian's coke rings. Warhammer $40,000. Chucked in the bin with peace and love. Taco Smell. Little Secret Opening. Do you like this raccoon penis? Hammered Pork. Stressful Like Euphoria. Holding the Stan Lee Cup. As god As My Witness, Tim Reid is Alive. NEW ACHIEVEMENT with Amy. It's Moisturizing Time. And ocean of lotions and a sea of serums. What's Justin Theroux doing these days, you know he's got Hotness. Livin' on the air in Cincinnati and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: ht

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  TMS 3006: Land O Face

  Published May 11, 2026

  Make Your Own Bricks. Freshly squeezed Johnson. Missing Butter Woman. Hipster Denver deal. Lucy, Ginger, and DOG. Pubicdoodle. Land of 11,842 lakes. Spilt Drink Magnet. All The @s Were Gone. Boombots Pizza has to be Good. Center Seat by the Toilet. Roger S'Moore. Meet your hired killers on Slack. You're turning Blueberry, Blueberry! Science Doesn't Care With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 3005: Tony Stark Fork

  Published May 7, 2026

  Packin' a Milton Berle. 99 Problems and a Half Naked Guy is One. Call Now, Answered Eventually. The Florida of Japan. Forking Tony Stark. Don't Make Me Turn This Screaming Goat Chariot Around. Forgetting and Conflating Names. Nobody Wants A 2nd Hand Sex Doll. Mongoose blood. The Skibblings. Warm Sticker In Your Pocket. Grabbed by the 6 pack holder. Untainted Fresh Gusher. Dry run with a wet doll. That's very nice, Brian and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.VIDEO: https://youtu.be/Pvc_F

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  TMS 3004: Parmigone

  Published May 6, 2026

  Microwave on Top, Party on the Bottom. The Mustache is Black, The Beard is White, Something Here Doesn't Look Right. Off leash kids. Baby Shark Morse Code. Porch Pooping Pups. Reesie Piecee loving freaks. No One's Favorite Martian. You don't have to eat RICE!! The least Karen. She Neither Gives Crap Nor Takes Crap. 38 seconds of smack talk. Drooly Emmer Effers. Nugget Adjacent. Dunaway is our resident alien. Tech Time With Travis er Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on A

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  TMS 3003: Human Smoothie

  Published May 5, 2026

  Is it too early to get a number sandwich? Rad-a-range. Run! It's Temecula! Happy Chocobo De Samba. Hungry Hungry Hobos. Chicken Adventures. Kissing the fence is not a euphemism. Feel The Rigidity. Tiny, Flexible, And Horny. Accidental Pocket Chocolate. Kellogg's Teflon Flakes. Alpaca Hair Head. Road Tripping to Nerdtacular with Bender and Bill. Place of Birth, 30,000 feet. Gaining a passenger and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat

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  TMS 3002: May It Be With You, I Guess...

  Published May 4, 2026

  I don't like bicycle BEEEES! May the fourth be equal to the mass times the acceleration. The Zoo Was Fine. Brian's Been Pollinated. A Hard & Fast Giggity. Arnold was almost in every movie. Chumbawumba B-side. Ball of Flesh. Reboot Your Half-Ass. Indifferent to the Monkees. You Lock Madame Web Down. May the day be over. If You Can't Beat Them... Whatever! Bruce the wrestler. The Dial of Density with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for

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  TMS 3001: Medal of Amber

  Published Apr 29, 2026

  I'll Take a Triple Millennium with Extra Foam. The Enshittification of All Things. Thickened Liquid Humps. Rack Hell Welch. Shmuper Shmirus. Rhymes with Shmyanide. Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Birthmarks. Reaper Acres Retirement Home. Jurassic Bubble. Avoid the Newman. The Right Side Of The Hump w Brian Dunaway. Billy Pumpkins. 3 Thousand and one and tell me that you love me. The Quantum Supremacy w Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac

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  TMS 3000: Trashnesia

  Published Apr 28, 2026

  Crystal Herpes. TMMMS. Absent Wife Disorder. Encyclopedia Briantannica. Mansplaining Deodorant. 3000 episodes. They Said We Shouldn't Do It. BUT WE DID! This Is The Pre-Orgy. All Friends, No Benefits. I dont like Herpeeeeeees. Alicia saves the day. And I'm Also Into Crystals! Chaos With Purpose. Fortnite Grandma. The Are Three Thousands. Dan and the Holy Grails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 2999: Bison Biscuits

  Published Apr 27, 2026

  This is About the Mugs of Pee. Oh My God, They Killed Daryl! YOU BASTARDS! Old Man Johnson has a Sex Dungeon for delivery people. Justice Butthole. Party Like It's 2999. Saliva beast horn monster. Read me say that. Horses In The Morning. Slide Rules! Rogan-sized ribbed for your pleasure. Brian's Animal Style Date. I Don't Like Drive-thru Weeeeeeeeeed. 10 Cloverville Lane. 3 Worthless Bits of Trivia with Stephen. The one where the Doctor finds weird shit and solves it in 40 minutes and more on th

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  TMS 2998: Sephora for Men

  Published Apr 23, 2026

  Chocolate Dong Booster. Veiny Snickers. The Weird Baby Mascot Era. Mugging For 3000. Can't See Idahigh. In New Jersey, Annoying Drivers Find you. Be All That You Can Be in the Nerd Army. Thiccers. Attempted Mooooorder. Shiny Angry People. Hey, Y'Got a Hundred Bucks? Chocolate Vein. This is About The Chimpanzee. Brian does simple math. Some Amygdala Work with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 2997: Captain Pedantic

  Published Apr 22, 2026

  Windows 11 Can Eat A Turd. Post Apologetic Movies. The Correct Amount of Vermonts. Slappin Larry the Mannequin.The precipice of Linux. You Mad Max, Bro? I Am John Legend. The Boot Loopin Boogy. Ibbot Headroom. Hot Larry and his fourteen wives. I trust Dr. Pepper. Tesla and his pigeon. Terrible Shrimpeater. Foamy soft serve. Lord of a Ring with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 2996: Garden package toss

  Published Apr 21, 2026

  Raspberry Beret Starfish Jam. Throwing meat at dogs. Pulsating beauty filter. World War chimpanZee. Earthworms Smell Like Earth. The HhhhWIG party. Infinite Stuf. Hop into the Hooey. I Don't Like ONE MILLION Beeeeeeeeeeees! Paycock. Bat Dance Neutral. Clifford the Big Red Muppet. Weird! Shit in his Lunchbox. Sugar and Lard with Amy. Rope barking and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 2995: Manually Stamped

  Published Apr 20, 2026

  Free Bag of Nuts with Every Swag Bag. He Played The Red On-Air Light. The Flippin' Flippers! Bagtacular Nerdtacular. Oh, It's A Turd! Meta without the verse. Mark Suckerberg. I Don't Wanna Spill All My Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans! Kevin, Do We Care About Skating? It's Gotta Be These Corpse Hands. Picasso and M&M's. Happy WEEEED Day! Hand Carved Frog. I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Prints! Coming at the Atmosphere too hard with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See aca

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  TMS 2994: That Bong Dingo Guy

  Published Apr 16, 2026

  Idiocracy was a future documentary. Chuck Adjacent. I'll Eat Your Outrage Milkshake. I saw the band Twice once. Lawsuit-Induced Heroin Addiction. That's My Secret. I'm Always Offended! You Cut My Fiber, I'll Cut You! The Kim Johnson Lasagna Teleportation. My money is on Ringo. Call before, ya dig? Spudging it. Shunking the Road into a Truck. Slowly stopping at Brian's house. No Titles From TRPW Today. Positivity Olympics with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast.

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  TMS 2993: Injectable Meat

  Published Apr 15, 2026

  Swabbin' His What? Filling Holes in Cheese with Dunaway. Reverse Pimento Loaf. Once, Twice, Three Times a K-Pop Fan. Powdered-Face Borg. Taxes Can Eat a Choad. Never accept any wooden bitcoins. Moby-Dick Like Spider-Man. Scott's brick of coke. I kind of like the worst candy. Being around other people teaches you how to be around other people. That shark ate me boat. Team Beardos. Xeroscaping your Manscape. Moore's Law no More with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Aca

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  TMS 2992: The German IRS

  Published Apr 14, 2026

  Brillo wig. This is worth 5 Griblets. Virtual pants credit card. Consistently overrated. Scott loves small shit. See which noodle sticks. Grave Digger (not the monster truck). There are dice involved. The wife married to Bundy. Pandemic tainted. We only hire the smilers. Anyone can make a burger. Alex Trebek it up. I left my credit card in my other virtual pants. Talking through the fireplace with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy

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  TMS 2991: Smell No Evil

  Published Apr 13, 2026

  The 4 Monkeys are Micky, Dave, Michael and Peter. I don't like wet TeeVeeeeeeeeeeees! Discounted Black Wiener. Itâs a circumcision, dummy. Amy: The Muppet Sherpa. Give Me the Special Potassium. Don't you make my Brown Eyes Periwinkle. Circumcision - Practice Makes Perfect. Undead media. Feeling Blue with Dunaway. Fantasy Island supernatural death. Farting Diamonds. Fickle Utah Spring Rain. No money Epstein. Schrödinger's cat Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast.

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  TMS 2990: Incertception

  Published Apr 9, 2026

  Even in Milk it stays Hard. Brief Window of Sanity. Getting My Head Around Hard and Soft Enamel. Don't Change Your Hole. Nobody is bummed about the lack of finger checks. The great Kit KAT Caper. I see Poland, I see France, I've got Kit Kats in my pants. We Just Want To See You, Sweaty and Naked. All in All it's just another 8-Track in the Wall. It's So Crazy My Cars Are Electric. Saving The Lube. A Pity Peabo. Isn't there a tree called Chocatetry something. Dost thou Dust. Touching Emotions wit

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  TMS Hangout!

  Published Apr 8, 2026

  Just Scott, the chat, and Brian Dunaway for a visit!Video Version: https://youtu.be/p8s4UFRQJsE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 2989: Black Licorice Adjacent

  Published Apr 7, 2026

  Stop Body Shaming My Alien Queen. Avengers: Dunesday. Little Bum Cheeks. SquareFrog NoPants. Human Eyes (clap clap) We're Biting you! Flys That Bite Eyes. The Elephant Can't Consent. The neighbor's kid is barking again. Hoodoo Voodoo Magic Poof. I Played Bass For Tribal Luminescence Back In '85. Partial Nipple Exposure. Mountain Dew Pepto Blast. Great Doctor. Small Fingers. Bundle your home and auto with Spider-Man. Girthy Bats with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on

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  TMS 2988: Seductive Bread

  Published Apr 6, 2026

  Do Muppets have biological eyes cuz I like really wanted to know. Stress of the White Lotus. Keeping Carbohydrated. Chicken of the bedroom. The Lemon Teas and the Whatnots. Sharing Isn't Always Caring. You'll have no David, no Keith and no Lt. Yar! Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice... & A Time Machine... AND A CAVEMAN! Onlybread dot com. Combover Chicken. Smoking Guns and Barrels and Bears, Oh My! There are TWO Nicks. Cock Is Obvious. Fight the Pollen. Geezin with Major Spoilers and more on this episod

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  TMS 2987: Double Patty Business

  Published Apr 2, 2026

  My Crunch Wrap Was Not Supreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme! Hey Dooby Brother! cut that hair! Buck Fiddy Glizzy. Crazy Rich Neighbours. I am no Chuck! We Have Stuff... & Things! Is it too early to get a walleye sandwich? Cod Adjacent. Too much meat for Brian. Web-based Nar. Chuckfusion. In n Out, the experience. All your schedule holes are belong to us. College, the best time to be poor. Pooping On Your Yum w Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor

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  TMS 2986: Game of Bedpans

  Published Apr 1, 2026

  Shits Are Fine. Huge, disgusting grandma-shaped lady. Do Genie's have belly buttons? because I really want to know! I have nipples, Greg. Can you bet on me? Guns Neurosis. F-bomb Streaker. All Quiet on the Licorice Front. Sal Mon Dunaway. Better Call Khaleesi. Includes No Real Pandas. Fudging up your no eff-bomb record. Genies are Pirates with No Legs. Rambo was totally birthed. Old Folks in the Shat Room. Glasses To Hear By With Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acas

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  TMS 2985: Pig Moisture

  Published Mar 31, 2026

  6 1/2 inch vine analysis. Panthers are Pigeons. Lulling you into the sixties. Brian watches too much Television. We're not livin' in the best house. Zartan asks what's in your wallet? Buck Fiddy Glizzy. We Called the Beard Zoe. Here Comes Some Green Poops. A Very Special TMS Quiz. Shit! I mean yes. Were There Chicks in the Bucket on Petticoat Junction? Succulent Chinese meal. This is about the jugs of Chuck. YOU CAN ROLL DICE! w Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast

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  TMS 2984: Big Pastrami

  Published Mar 30, 2026

  Paying in Dong. Big Meat Log. Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Pokemon. Plenty of Boob Tape. These Pescatarians Are Stabbing All The Fish. Then What Was Scott Feeding the Cat?!? Old Wilted Carrot And A Piece Of Gum. You Get NO Murders, NO Teslas & NO LT YAR! I Wanted Waffle House, So I Went to Waffle House For Waffle House. I don't like Greg with two geeeeeeeeeees! Newspaper underwear. The picture of the Cat on the tin means that it contains chunks of Real Cat. A Pointless Kerfuffle. Grunts and Pain. Ju

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  TMS 2983: Oliver Garden

  Published Mar 25, 2026

  Tom Nook and His Damn Kids. In space, no one can hear you gamble. The Pokemon Who Smealt It Dealt It. Schlonk Down to the Floor. Are you the Gerp? Left Kevin At The Table. SORA loser. A tiny gap in your bottom. You had me at everything you said. Rubbing, plugging in and Finding the right hole. That was some PreShow. Get out of the shit, Gerp! No Shores for Old Men. Let Me Tap for you, Grandad. The Adventures of Jacketcoat Cardigan. Sea of Flesh with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning St

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  TMS 2982: Spoonfuls of Lard

  Published Mar 24, 2026

  Regretting The Hot Dog. Bird Fingering. I Don't Like Chatty Phlebotomeeeee. Effin' BitCoin! Pocket Taco Seasoning. Local Hate Figure. Real Guinnea pig, fake jaw. Glissy in the Sun. Certain Protein Bars. Have I told you I have BitCoin. 98 Problems and a Frog Ain't One. Is there Diplomatic Immunity for Nerdtacular cuz I like really wanted to know. The humpsman. You don't know Jovovich. If You Want a Travis, Eat a Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com

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  TMS 2981: Never go full pie

  Published Mar 23, 2026

  Dig Your Own Grave & Save! First dead, first served. I don't like cups with cat PEEEEEEEE! We taste with our smell. Douche Noodle. None Of This Is Live. None Of This Is Real. It ain't legal until its done in Mississippi. Cat Urine is an Acquired Taste. Nobody goes to secret pizza because its too busy. Playing the Leo Moment. He Ordered A Virgin. He Didn't Get A Virgin. A Nice Healthy Pork-Based Breakfast. Toe-to-Toe with Crow. Perfect diner food. His Name Is Balls w Nicole and more on this episo

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  TMS 2980: Jackson Polyp

  Published Mar 19, 2026

  The Call is Coming from INSIDE the Colon! Hi Brian! How's Your Arsehole? We Only Want Her Laying There For HALF A Day!! Mom's got a fresh batch of runnin' butter! Spider crotch phone. With great polyp comes great responsibility. Schmidt Crateefter. Must Hang Sally. Pinchers vs fangs. You sleep. I watch. Nekkid Phone. Stoned and funny. They Named the Cat Winston. I've moved the yogurt. I do like SLEEEEEEEEP with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/

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  TMS 2979: Pinch, Don't Punch

  Published Mar 17, 2026

  Hump plumping injectables. Dr. Early Fingers. Sloan And The Family Sty. Tarot Card Psychic Never Saw It Coming. How Evil is Your Residence. You'll have No Will Smith, No Sean Penn and No Lt. Yar! Camel Tampering. Mumbo Jumbo Salesman. All The Shillelagh Ladies. Tiny Pricks In The White House. This Tea isn't very Clare. All the food Brian can't have today. No Prizes For Randy. She Does Look Like A Rachael. Being Philanthropistic w Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acas

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  TMS 2978: Full Warburton

  Published Mar 16, 2026

  Operation Baja blast. Beating the hood till it's flat. Mmm Mold Holes. Six Times the Charm. Mr Pee Pee Poopypants. Narcissistic gate keeping butthole. Fingering the Cookie Jar. Look at the Seam on that Guy. Double Teaming Dunaway. Wait...My intestines are curled up? Release the Gloop be gone! Lazy electrons. Board Game People Don't Expect Much. This is why you go to Claire's. Ooh ohh ooh oh Bobby, Frankenberger, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva

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  TMS 2977: Bartholomew Cheesecake

  Published Mar 12, 2026

  Are There a lot of Cherries in the Black Forest? Zee Coconuts. Letter swaps to Anus. The Ancient City of Zubba Zubba. The Romulans and the Capulets. Gotta get down on Pi Day. The All Day Bird. Marky Mark Removal Specialist. Kip-Bo Spaghetti. Bask In The People. The General Geezer Area. Brian likes pina colada. No Mermaid Left Behind. A Very Limp Biscuit. Being A Jerk About It w Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 2976: Un phoque m'a poussé

  Published Mar 11, 2026

  Weird Molly Guys. Krypto Currency is For the Dogs. Beardy and the Melon. It's A Show... Of Shit. See more asses with Dunaway. Is goofy a dog? because I like seriously wanted to know. My Friends Went In With LSDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Pushed By A Rose? I blame Scoop Jorgensen. A smart dog who's into your wife. Goofus cainus. I'm That Type Of Curmudgeon. Lisa Lube. What the Damn Ackroyd is going on. Little diddy about Jack in Wyoming with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Ho

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  TMS 2975: Fridge Rigidity

  Published Mar 10, 2026

  How Fat is your Albert. Zoom! Brought To You By All the Drugs in the 70's. The Rick Overton Window. Durandom Durandom. Propeller Braids. Dr Seuss Word Salad. Filing for Bankruptcy? OH YEAH! (Schoolhouse Rock v). Kind Of Mad Maxy. The Guy Had Like A Shovel. Digitally Calibrate Your Studs. There Was A Taylor... A succulent Covid meal!!! Make robots, not war. The Lines of Cindy Margolis. Transparent Rubber With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv

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  TMS 2974: Deformed Ditto

  Published Mar 9, 2026

  I've Got Some pi-erced earlobes baby. Cow in a Can. James Bond will return in Moo Maker. Valuptuous Udders. Sandalwood and Fine Leather. Nerdo Swaggins. Taped and Bad. Plenty O'Tool. Crunchy Lisa lobe. Cheap ass Nintendo! Grandpa's got a brand new tube. I Blame Marie. No twerk without werk. Continous Records Only. Take A Look At Your Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, w Stephen Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa

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  TMS 2973: Bonfire Of The Manatees

  Published Mar 4, 2026

  This Is About The Burger Pee. Using the crack to your advantage. Knee to the groin eye appointment. Darth Protovaper! I Don't Like Aiiiiiiii Greeeeeeeen! Weird Wednesday with Dunaway. Paying The Tesla Tax. Big Chunky Floater. Maybe Creed Gets Cranked. E.T. Found Polyp. Beau-acal Kissing? Buy the better tires. Old farts talk about pricing back in the day. Sugarloaf Lane. Every Phone Can Be Foldable with Tom Merritt! and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr

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  TMS 2972: Salmon Hands

  Published Mar 3, 2026

  The Cat Came Back. She's got neon shamrock eyes. It's Ours! We Invented It! Flav o Flavocol. Popcorn Boogers. Captain Invoice. I want to be a cursed 3D printed object. I Did a Thing. You can smell rice!! Raiders of the Lost Ibbott. I'm Not Buying The Blush. Happly Apply Day. What If Myself Into A Corner. Clean and Functional like a black website. Going back to the Pitt with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 2971: Schrodinger's Court Date!

  Published Mar 2, 2026

  The Odor is Coming from Inside the House. Cat flap chicken. Is there such a thing as too much bandwidth cuz I'd really like to know? Oh Hi March. I'm Judge Clarification. Kennel The Dogs, Google Is Here! Come for the install, stay for the lasagna. Ugly Betty Bam Ba Lam. Loki Whatshisface. Poor Mildred Down the Street. The O has transferred from the B to the Router. Speaking of Being in Love with Brian Dunaway. The Wiz Khalifa Building. Lumpy Koalas. Tuner Fish w Nicole and more on this episode o

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  TMS 2970: AARP Centerfold

  Published Feb 26, 2026

  Inbox Zero. AI or Amish, with nothing in-between. The river goes through the zebra. Flowery whatever zone. Because Pepperidge Farm Remembers Cocaine Is Amazing! Impaled by Jackelope. Apple Computer Microbrewery. You Don't See Too Many ZOYs These Days. Final Destination: Longhorn Steakhouse. 80-Year-Olds do all of Democracy. Casayt teppes! Pick up your socks! Let Your Woe Begone. Eat Raw Meat. Putting Out Virtual Fires With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. Se

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  TMS 2969: Beardy Spice

  Published Feb 25, 2026

  The Library Blocked my Password. Knowing Your Computer Holes. I Do Like Beanieeeeeeees. Is that your Lips?!? Clandestine Clover Patch. And 15 years of Ibbott. HOA PITA. What Kind of a Big Deal. Putting My Hand in Their Package Hole. Miner Spice and Avon Spice. Un-thirsty Plants. Town Meeting Town Meeting. She Doesn't Like Facebook --- Well, I Can Understand That! Let's go SCSI. It Always Feels Like Ring Doorbell's Watching Me with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Aca

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  TMS 2968: The Cringe You Know

  Published Feb 24, 2026

  Shizburger! Greetings Siblings. Legal Horseshit. Down a Chevy Hole. Narcissistic Turd Monkey. Ducks Are Fine. Geese Are DICKS! I Don't Like Peanut Creeeeeeeeeam. Trusting a Lady to check my junk. I can definitely see why Kim likes it. 94 year old rusty toenail. Bradford Bradington Bradley Reese III. Hannibal Lite. Hallmark Serial Killer. How Far Can You Throw A Goose? Hip Hop Hooray, In the Whitest Way with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri

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  TMS 2967: Dude Illegence

  Published Feb 23, 2026

  Phantom Tip Tingle. Beef Nuts. You'll get No Cold, No UTI and No Lt Yar. Salem Dreams of Being an Ice Dancer. Gimme the banana bomb! Typhoid Same Sex Mary. New Jersey's got 24 inches. Happy Kristen Day. Milking Rambo. Just a Small Heart Attack. Cats: How do they work? The Meaning of Life with Dunaway. A Desert of Suck. Unfortunate Cookie. Wet Dress Rehearsals w Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 2966: Organic Intervention

  Published Feb 19, 2026

  Temu Leatherface. Brian's back. Quick hide the porn. Anti-Probiotics. Carolina Snot Sauce. Black Market Condoms. She Looked Like A Bethany. Everybody's From Somehting! You Made Movies AND Gum! Without Party City, Where Can I Get a Mask? What Are You People Doing On Your Downtime??!? Oh. Barry Keeduggermuggen. This Critic Review goes up to One hundred and eleven. The Drug Boat. Lubricate the Process. Pharmacy Butt with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See aca

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  TMS 2965: Tip Tingle

  Published Feb 18, 2026

  I don't like burning PEEEEEEE! A Windy Hole Means Trouble. I want less bread, more shrimp and no Lt. Yar! Today's Brian Percentage Is Complicated. Advertising Platforms for Shouting. Pray to the Floating Head. A Big Layer of Zip. Happy to Fork that Sandwich. Barely in Sandwich Form. 50/50 Celebration, One Shrimp and One Horse. When Life Gives You Plemons. Stone Bones with Tom. Phantom Groin Pain. Not Generalized - Just Pain in the Ass. Armpit hair is 100% worse and more on this episode of The Mo

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  TMS 2964: Give A Hootie, Don't Polluti

  Published Feb 17, 2026

  Amy Smoke Wagon Robinson. Cloacal Kissing. The very fine TVsTravis. Dr. Niki: Title Factory. Shaved Greg Maddox. This Is The WORST Gusher Ever!!! Unihole. A Hole In One with Dr Headbutt. A Man Chicken. We all start butt first. Chewing Chud. Dino's did it in the shower. Incoming Sheep Sound. What A Man Chicken Has Downstairs. Chuck Style Bullshit w Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 2963: It's A Sit Day

  Published Feb 12, 2026

  Fellowship of the Two Kings. Whatever Happened To Rebecca Black? Y'Know She's Questionably Got Talent! You MUST wear brown slack! Wee Little Ginger Man. You'll get No Denise Crosby No Regina King and No Lt Yar. Clay-tality. Deep, but not Chicago deep. My favorite kind of pizza is the one closest to me. MORTAL FROGBAT!! Hair eating chair. X-Men's Greatest Villain. New York is Crackery. Beat Box Breathing. I Like a Mouthfull of that Dough. Growing Your Stunted Growth Thingy w Wendi and more on thi

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  TMS 2962: Vocal Jazzercise

  Published Feb 11, 2026

  We've Always Been Stupid. Useless In The Apocalypse. Brian's Got the Gomboo. This is the day Bobby sat in. Flex Your Chicken Dance Muscles. It's Very Hard To Be A Serial Killer In 2026. Thumb reversal, hell of a skill. Cloaca Experts Incoming. Radioactive Pig-Boar Hybrids. Shitty Ribbons. Sonic Streaming Burgers. Just Remember, It's All Fake News. OG MLM. A Typical PB AND J. Looking Fantastic w Tom Merritt and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for

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  TMS 2961: Fever and Nudge

  Published Feb 10, 2026

  These Ass Oreos Taste Weird. 24 hour bullshit. You Spin Me Right Round Venus, right round, like a planet baby. Mystery Pink Eye Date. Of Course he had a Top Knot. Poop Tower. Talking Celestial Movements. Bomb-ass hospital visit. Court Deposition Equals Bonus Show Content. Planets have their own thing. Good for planets. Bobloblobbler. I Like A Good Rubber. The ball goes here, and it's magnetic! Slow Your Roll February. Licking the Troll with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Ho

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  TMS 2960: Olympic Motorboating

  Published Feb 9, 2026

  Where I Come From, Water Is A Drink. Mint On Colon. Krank That Kraut. Belinda isn't Brandy. This Hot Dog's from a farm upstate. Someday, Robert Wagner. I don't like pipe-weeeeeeed. You get NO DKP, NO SODA, and NO Lt. YAR!! Are ya fielding lucky, punk? Flashing Pascal. Two Meter Glizzy from IKEA. We Call the Dog Frito Lay. Carter from the Matrix. Thor's Boobie Covers! Check Your Pee with Stephen and more on this episode of TMS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 2959: Meat in the Middle

  Published Feb 5, 2026

  Is It Too Early For A Fish Sandwich Question? THERE'S NO MOPEY! Thumbleina Shrooms. You'll get NO vaccine, NO treaty, and NOOO SGT. MOPEY! I get paid in tables. Mortal Kombat Fish. Dem Sardine Bones. Fresh from the cloaca. Beef Gli$$y. Basic-ass Magneto. Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Fish Bones. Heads On Potato Chips. Overnight Fish Oil. Gives Me the Big Gas. And it's gone, with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 2958: Junior Warburton

  Published Feb 4, 2026

  Tugging on the Teats of my Routers. See-o-lay! Where's Old Belgium? Hello Luke and Bo. Brian's Food Porn. I know everything except the title. Battle of Bulging Creek. Squid Cock. Alcohol Salad. Ribbed Sauce for your pleasure. Big Baby's tippy top went flippity flop. More Hard Drive Than Man. Pirate apogee. Big Bopper and Buddy Holly will return in Avengers Doomsday. Spin storage with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 2957: Up the Was Zoom

  Published Feb 3, 2026

  The Carter Cookie Caper. WHO MOVED MY BOX?! Who's This Jim with Kim?!? The Legs are a Metaphor. Perfumed Cotton Candy. What flavor is gelatinous slime? Conan the Barbarian Therapist. I'll Take The Ted Bundy. Stimulate Yourself... With Caffeine! TRON Water. Olive Margins. Everybody wants a Ruby Rod. Smells Fruity, Fake Fruity. Frump Her Up A Lot. Cutting Edge Pen Technology with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 2956: Big Cinnamon

  Published Feb 2, 2026

  You Can't Touch Him There w Brian Dunaway. Cumin spice girl. Psychopath wing wong. Smothered in ELO Gravy. The girl from Empanada. Mun, Toot and Fry. All Of This Is Liquid. I don't like Beaneeeeeeeees. Warm Farts and Hot Hearts. There'll Be Nudity. Douglas Adams knew 6-7 Before It Was A Thing. RayRoyBans. Grab em by the attention. She's The Best Fanning. No Nicoleimentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 2955: The Skittles Response

  Published Jan 29, 2026

  Zoreo. Puffington Host. Hubba Bubba Toil and Trubba. How many chips are ahoy-ing, 'cause I like really wanted to know. Spicy Szechuan Panda. Silence Potato. Pinkie Knuckle. Is January a Bulge or Divot? Iambic pentameter - the witch's cadence. Go Out and Sports. It's so rancid. It's from the 70s. I'm Packin' Heat... Diablo Packets. Hot Dog Water Room with Flavored Rails. HAIL HYDROX! Don't Fight Winter People with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.co

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  TMS 2954: Spoctor Dock

  Published Jan 28, 2026

  I Don't Like Beanieeeeeeeeeeees. Love No Snow Tho'. I Can Defiantly See Why You Like It. John Luck Pick Hard. Well, Actually with Dunaway. Gordon is alive. You get NO Freeze, NO Snow, and NO Lt. Yar!! How Do We Know They Are Japanese? Take a Jance on Lance. Accent On The Pee. Tron was NOT the Dude! Get These... Half-Pipers Outta the City. Raspberry Spunk and Peach Glape. Filament Go Round in Circles. Cache me outside with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See a

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  TMS 2953: Firecracker Boobs

  Published Jan 27, 2026

  Nut Sundae. Peach Comma Teaaaaaaaaaaaa. Scott Is Louder In His Head. There's Chocolate On His Sweater Already, Neopolitan Spaghetti. That's Totally a Glape. The food's good at the hotel, but there's no atmosphere. In space no one can hear you scam. AI Eater Lad. Solo cup fred. Mini Minucci. I Missed BaldCon By a Hair. Vodka Drunkinski. Jerry's Got Skillet.A round of root beer floats for everyone! Bang a Gong with tv's stravis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See a

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  TMS 2952: Claire Foy eh

  Published Jan 26, 2026

  Insufficient Zooming and Fingering. Surprise Broderick. The balls were slippery. Pervy Gooner. Coriolis Coriolanus. Funeral Bird. Picasshole. The smell of Facebook. Step-mother nature. Right brained, left handed, center toothed. Cuba Goodingsnake. And you can have RED ICE. Funeral Lasagne. Broncos Busted. Moist Anger with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 2951: Wookie Duty

  Published Jan 21, 2026

  Cursive Cursing. A Cat Named Beef. Getting Twitchy. Let's Test the Show's Latency. Sour creme on your chalupa is not a euphemism. Emails dash jugs of pee. A Baja Better Time. You Need A Grommet. Imma seal up my hole. The hoity toity mall. Shrodenger's seating. Panky and the brian. But I would have liked to watch you struggle a little bit. Flower Child Something. Belter Passwords with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  TMS 2950: Well Co-Axually

  Published Jan 20, 2026

  Tame at the Butt. Just because everything CAN be content doesn't mean everything SHOULD be content. I'm Afraid I can't do That, Dave. Prompt Artists, go eat a poo. Make Your Own Bad Luck. Billie AIlish. Just Typin' Shit into a Thing. Sia wouldn't want to Bia. Lounge It Up. That name is Gay! Chocolate Pyramid Poops. Celebrate a Dumb Number Thing. Bone transmission. Robbing a bank just for the tip. Claim Your Tacos with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast

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  TMS 2949: Gingham Style

  Published Jan 19, 2026

  Hair gel water. My Filoni Has a First Name. So Long John, And Thanks For All The Fish. Don't be the peanut butter cup. Jimmy Crisco. Mucilex. Favreau Beans and a nice Chianti. Brian stimulated Scott's mother in law. The Reindeer Police Action. Shaneel, Shlamazio, monkey beeky beeky boo! Captain and Chenille. Beefy Hamm. Inversion of the Body Snatchers. Bulk Bad for You Items. 70s TV Detective Reboots with Stephen Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See aca

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  TMS 2948: Dirt Bacteria

  Published Jan 15, 2026

  Critical Shit. In Space No One Can Hear You Burp. A gif about Jif. More Like Napoleon Bunnypart. Stick it in the port. Bubble Size with Wendi. You got Peanut butter in my Burger. You got Burger in my Peanut butter. Did you know the wombat? Poop Cubes. Shut Up, The Meg. Rocky times in Boulder. I'm Only Smelling When It Rains. High quality urine. Stick It on the Port. Hitting That Heart Beat Limit and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor

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  TMS 2947: Licensed To Pun

  Published Jan 14, 2026

  Orange Hot Chili Pepper. 0HELLNO. Poop and Big Meat are my favorites. Some of these N words are troubling. Graduates of the Drescher Academy. We're Here To Hump. Dumb Effery. Twerkel the Urkel. You'll get N o Kang, No Tony Stark and No Lt Yar. Questions for Q*Bert. Hot is the Devil's Temperature. Am I annoying you Brian. It was Palpatine all along. Daryl James Tobasco. Save the kimchi, save the world with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy

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  TMS 2946: Sony Owny

  Published Jan 13, 2026

  I have to enter my credit card manually like a savage! Scott Is Going To Fart Smoke. Under your clothes, you're naked! She's not giving mermaid. Eventual Qdoba. Mr. Chipotle to My Ready Room! Alamoshittification. Inaugrial. I Wanna Be Ripley, Believe it or Not. Being Dog Malkovich. A taste of a sound. In the world of Sony's, be a Valve. SCTV was full of weird lookin' people. Way Mo Dangerous. One Hour Photobombing with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See aca